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  • Customer:

    Hi, I think I was giventhe wrong cake. I ordered a vegan vanilla cake with a layer of raspberry jam and lemon frosting.

  • Me:

    The cake order form matches up to that. What does it have in the middle?

  • Customer:

    I don't know, I didn't cut it open yet.

someauthorgirl:

josephinas—bidened:

collababortion:

kittydoom:

salon:

We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture.

Amazingly, not The Onion:

“[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.”

I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT THE ONION

*flips table*

I wish I could say I can’t believe men would say such dumb shit.

Literally, go fuck yourselves. Bye.

There’s a good chance that my boss and I have queer mutual [no longer] friends in Chicago and I’m just not ready to open that two ton bucket of worms.

Although one of those [no longer] friends has been in my dreams a lot lately.

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